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The Wire

February 8th, 2009 Olli No comments

Tijs recommeded watching The Wire, so I did and while it’s all grim and shitty and not purposely funny there are some scenes which are really funny.

Just check this conversation between 2 officers while they reconstruct a murder scene:

Bunk: Fuck.
Jimmy: Motherfucker.
Bunk: Fucking fuck.
Bunk: Fuck.
Bunk: Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Bunk: What the fuck?
Bunk: Fuck.
Jimmy: Fuck.
Bunk: No. Fuck.
Jimmy: Fuck it.
Jimmy: Fuck.
Bunk: Motherfuck.
Bunk: Fuck.
Bunk: Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Jimmy: Fucker
Jimmy: Fuck.
Jimmy & Bunk: Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Bunk: Motherfucker.
Jimmy: Fuckin’ A.
Jimmy: Fuck.
Jimmy: Check this. Motherfucker.
Bunk: Fuck me.

Gotta love HBO :D

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When I grow up

January 26th, 2009 Olli No comments

Got this in my inbox this morning and had me in stitches :D

When I grow up

(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

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Ode To Joy

August 27th, 2008 Olli No comments

Meeeee!

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Fuck Planet Earth

August 27th, 2008 Olli No comments

Alright alright, so maybe it’s a bit immature, but.. what the fuck :P

We’re not nerds…

August 5th, 2008 Olli No comments

…we’re human Tie Fighters! For more cos play silliness check the link. I like the fat Skeletor :P

Source: Comic-con ‘08… cosplay